[Riff]
   G       D         G       A
E|-----------------|-----------------| X4
B|-----------------|---------2---2---|
G|-----------------|---------2---2---|
D|-----2---0-----0-|-----------------|
A|-------------2---|---------0---0---|
E|-3---------------|-3---------------|


[Verse 1]
      G
Last night downtown I was drinking the booze
                          G
Like it was going out of style.
     G
My whole head got light
   G
I lost my eyesight
                               G
I ain't been that drunk in a while
   C
Along about one I spotted a queen
                          G
And I started to make my move
 G
She was believing every line I was laying
                     G
Lord I was just too cool
         D
Well I thought I died and gone to heaven
                            D
But lord did I look like a fool
      D
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
                           G
But at 10 I woke up with a 2


[Chorus]
      C
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
                           C
But at 10 I woke up with a 2
         G
I've got 20/20 vision when I ain't drinking
                              G
But Lord, when I get on that booze
        D
I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman
                           D
But I sure woke up with a few
      D
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
                           G
But at 10 I woke up with a 2


[Interlude]
| C | C |
| G | G |
| D | D |
| D | D G |


[Verse 2]
        G
Well I made up my mind
       G
I was never gonna find
                            G
Myself in that condition again
     G
But here I sit on the same bar stool
                               G
And just look at the shape I'm in
   C
I done spotted me another queen
                     C
Sitting at a table alone
       G
So I strolled on over and sat myself down
                             G
And asked if I can take her home
     D
And when she said yes, I thought I'd been blessed
                           D
But boy did I look like a fool
      D
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
                           G
But at 10 I woke up with a 2


[Chorus]
      C
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
                           C
But at 10 I woke up with a 2
         G
I've got 20/20 vision when I ain't drinking
                              G
But Lord, when I get on that booze
        D
I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman
                           D
But I sure woke up with a few
      D
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
                           G
But at 10 I woke up with a 2


[Outro]
     D
Now you may laugh
        D
But if you've got the cash
                               G
I'll bet you 10 to 1 you have too.


n.c.
     ********** Riffs **********


[Riff G]
   G       D         G       A
E|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----------------|---------2---2---|
G|-----------------|---------2---2---|
D|-----2---0-----0-|-----------------|
A|-------------2---|---------0---0---|
E|-3---------------|-3---------------|


[Riff C]
   C       G         C       D
E|-----------------|---------2---2---|
B|-----------------|---------3---3---|
G|-----2---0-----0-|-----------------|
D|-------------2---|---------0---0---|
A|-3---------------|-3---------------|
E|-----------------|-----------------|


[Riff D]
   D       A         D       E
E|-----------------|---------0---0---|
B|-----0-----------|---------0---0---|
G|---------2-----2-|-----------------|
D|-0-----------4---|-0-------2---2---|
A|-----------------|-----------------|
E|-----------------|-----------------|