[Riff] G D G A E|-----------------|-----------------| X4 B|-----------------|---------2---2---| G|-----------------|---------2---2---| D|-----2---0-----0-|-----------------| A|-------------2---|---------0---0---| E|-3---------------|-3---------------| [Verse 1] G Last night downtown I was drinking the booze G Like it was going out of style. G My whole head got light G I lost my eyesight G I ain't been that drunk in a while C Along about one I spotted a queen G And I started to make my move G She was believing every line I was laying G Lord I was just too cool D Well I thought I died and gone to heaven D But lord did I look like a fool D Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 G But at 10 I woke up with a 2 [Chorus] C Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 C But at 10 I woke up with a 2 G I've got 20/20 vision when I ain't drinking G But Lord, when I get on that booze D I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman D But I sure woke up with a few D Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 G But at 10 I woke up with a 2 [Interlude] | C | C | | G | G | | D | D | | D | D G | [Verse 2] G Well I made up my mind G I was never gonna find G Myself in that condition again G But here I sit on the same bar stool G And just look at the shape I'm in C I done spotted me another queen C Sitting at a table alone G So I strolled on over and sat myself down G And asked if I can take her home D And when she said yes, I thought I'd been blessed D But boy did I look like a fool D Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 G But at 10 I woke up with a 2 [Chorus] C Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 C But at 10 I woke up with a 2 G I've got 20/20 vision when I ain't drinking G But Lord, when I get on that booze D I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman D But I sure woke up with a few D Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 G But at 10 I woke up with a 2 [Outro] D Now you may laugh D But if you've got the cash G I'll bet you 10 to 1 you have too. n.c. ********** Riffs ********** [Riff G] G D G A E|-----------------|-----------------| B|-----------------|---------2---2---| G|-----------------|---------2---2---| D|-----2---0-----0-|-----------------| A|-------------2---|---------0---0---| E|-3---------------|-3---------------| [Riff C] C G C D E|-----------------|---------2---2---| B|-----------------|---------3---3---| G|-----2---0-----0-|-----------------| D|-------------2---|---------0---0---| A|-3---------------|-3---------------| E|-----------------|-----------------| [Riff D] D A D E E|-----------------|---------0---0---| B|-----0-----------|---------0---0---| G|---------2-----2-|-----------------| D|-0-----------4---|-0-------2---2---| A|-----------------|-----------------| E|-----------------|-----------------|