Bb F C X 2 [Verse] F Everybody writes Everybody reads C Everybody learns faster than me F I'd like to learn I'd like to read C I'd even like to love eventually Gm But I've got a date with procrastination Bb I've got a date I don't want to be late F Am [Chorus] Bb I've got a problem with my education F C I got a problem, it drives me insane Bb I've got a problem with this situation F C Gm I've got a life without a brain, without a brain Bb [Verse] F I'd like to write the next great novel C I'd like to write a brilliant play F I'd like to travel to distant nations C Comprehend every word you say Gm But I've got a date with procrastination Bb I've got a date I don't want to be late F Am [Chorus] Bb I've got a problem with my education F C I got a problem, it drives me insane Bb I've got a problem with this situation F C Gm I've got a life without a brain, without a brain Bb F Am Bb F C X 2 Bb Well I'd like to learn about musical theory F C And I'd like to learn about philosophy Bb I'd like to learn a foreign language F C Hey, maybe I'll do that eventually Bb But I've got a problem with my education F C I got a problem, it drives me insane Bb I've got a problem with this situation F C Gm I've got a life without a brain, without a brain