FGEmF
Let me tell you a tale about a rivalry
FGEmAm
Grab an Eagle Number Two and keep the score
FGEmF
There were these two young boys that came from average broken homes
FGEmAm
With all the luxuries the middle class affords
EmAm
Oh lord
[Chorus 1]
CG
Elon's making me so sad
EmAm
Cause I calculated the math of our birthdates
CG
And I had a head start out of the start gate
EmAm
2 years plus 86 days, but that all went to waste
CG
Oh, Elon you're making me so sad
EmAm
Cause the race that I wanted to have was not much of a race
C
And I tried, love
G
And for a moment I thrived, love
EmAm
But could not keep my stride up to keep pace
[Bridge 1]
F
But for a second, there's no question
FmC
I had the lead in ninety-five
F
I mismanaged my advantage
FmC
Like a rocket ship he blasted by
G
To incredible heights, incredible heights
[Verse 2]
FGEmF
In nineteen eighty-two, on Christmas day
FGEmAm
Santa gave us each a brand-new Commodore
FGEmF
I used mine to make fake I.D.'s and buy beer in junior high
FGEmAm
While my foe studied every bit of that 8 bit whore
EmAm
Are you keeping score?
[Chorus 2]
CG
Elon's making me so sad
EmAm
Cause I calculated the math of our birthdates
CG
And I had a head start out of the start gate
EmAm
2 years plus 86 days, but that all went to waste
CG
Oh, Elon you're making me so sad
EmAm
Cause the race that I wanted to have was not much of a race
C
And I tried, love
G
And for a moment I thrived, love
EmAm
But could not keep my stride up to keep pace
[Bridge 2]
F
But for a second, there's no question
FmC
I had the lead in ninety-five
F
But the small ambitions of a musician
FmC
I could not keep my eye on the prize
G
I watched him fly by, to incredible heights
[Solo]
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[Bridge 3]
F
When it's time to say goodbye
FmC
What will they write on my tombstone?
F
Just that last little line
FmC
from the Happy Days video
G
Not so good Jonze
[Chorus 3]
C
Hey Elon
G
I don't know what I have become
EmAm
I need someone to help change my fate
C
I think you can save me
G
Do you think you can save me
EmAm
Do you have the power to help me escape?
CG
Oh Elon Let me be the first one
EmAm
Of your new civilization to be saved
C
Yes I'll try, love
G
I swear to you I can thrive, love
EmAm
This time I'll keep my stride up and keep pace
C
Only you can change my Q score
G
Make me the first one out of that door
EmAm
First boots out on the Martian Floor to proclaim
CG
Oh, that Elon, sent me all the way, son
EmAm
A hundred thirty-nine million miles away
[Outro]
DmGCF
Elon, send me away, send me away
DmGC
Elon, send me away
DmGCF
Elon, tell me I'm saved, tell me I'm saved
DmGC
Elon, tell me I'm saved
DmGCF
Elon, tell me I'm saved, tell me I'm saved
DmGC
Elon, tell me I'm saved
Dm
And then I will say
GCF
I went to Mars and won the race
DmGC
Yeah, I will say, I took first place
DmGCF
Oh, I rode that old heart of gold the whole way
DmGC
And in the end, hey, I won the race
DmGCF
Oh, Elon, let me win the race, win the race
DmGC
Oh, Elon, let me take first place
DmGCF
Elon, tell me I am saved, I am saved
DmGC
Elon tell me I am saved
DmGCDmGC
Elon tell me I am saved
DmGC