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Mott the Hoople and the game of Life (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
CDC
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
CDC
See you in heaven if you make the list (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
AmG
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
AmG
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
AmGCD
Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, Are we losing touch?
GAmCDGAmD
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
GAmCBmAm
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.
[Verse 2]
CDC
Moses went walking with the staff of wood (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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Newton got beaned by the apple good (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
CDC
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
AmG
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
AmG
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
AmGCD
Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, Are you having fun?
GAmCDGAmD
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
GAmCBmAm
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.
[Instrumental]
EmDEmDEmDD
[Verse 3]
CDC
Here's a little agit for the never-believer (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
CDC
Here's a little ghost for the offering (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
CDC
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
CDC
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
AmG
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
AmG
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
AmGCD
Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, Are we losing touch?
GAmCDGAmD
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
GAmCBmAm
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.
[Instrumental]
EmDEmDEmDD
[Outro]
GAmCDGAmD
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
GAmCBmAm
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.
GAmCDGAmD
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
GAmCBmAm
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.
GAmCDGAmD
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
GAmCBmAmEm
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.