Chords used (relative to capo)
E|---0---3---2---0---0---|
B|---0---3---3---0---1---|
G|---0---0---2---0---0---|
D|---2---0---0---2---2---|
A|---2---x---x---3---3---|
E|---0---3---x---x---x---|
     Em  G   D   C2  C

[Intro]
Em   D   Em   C
Em   D   Em   C

[Verse 1]
Em                        D
  I'm in the business of misery, let's take it from the top
Em                         C
  She's got a body like an hourglass that's ticking like a clock
Em                 D
  It's a matter of time before we all run out...
Em                      C
  When I thought he was mine, she caught him by the mouth
Em
  I waited eight long months
D
  She finally set him free
Em                         C
  I told him I couldn't lie, he was the only one for me
Em                     D
  Two weeks and we had caught on fire
             Em                         C
She's got it out for me, but I wear the biggest smile

[Instrumental]
Em D D D D D

[Chorus]
C2             G                D
  Whoa... Well i never meant to brag
      Em               D
But I got him where I want him now
C2               G                     D
  Whoa... it was never my intention to brag
   Em             D
To steal it all away from you now
C2                          D
  But God does it feel so good

'Cause I got him where I want him now
C2                                   D
  And if you could then you know you would

'Cause God it just feels so...
Em    D                 Em   C C C C
        It just feels so good

[Verse 2]
Em                           D
  Second chances: they don't ever matter, people never change
Em                             C
  Once a whore, you're nothing more, I'm sorry that'll never change
Em                      D
  And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
Em                         C
  I'm sorry honey, but I'm passing up, now look this way
Em                             D
  Well there's a million other girls who do it just like you
Em                       C
  Looking as innocent as possible to get to who
Em                                   D
  They want and what they like, it's easy if you do it right
Em                    C
   Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!

[Instrumental]
Em D D D D D

C2             G                D
  Whoa... Well i never meant to brag
      Em               D
But I got him where I want him now
C2                G                     D
  Whoa... it was never my intention to brag
   Em             D
To steal it all away from you now
C2                          D
   But God does it feel so good

'Cause I got him where I want him right now
C2                                     D
   And if you could then you know you would

'Cause God it just feels so...

[Bridge]
C2 G D Em         D      C2 

D Em D
         It just feels so goooooooooooood
C2              G
  I watched his wildest dreams come true
D            Em      D
  Not one of them involving you
C2              G                   D
  Just watch my wildest dreams come true
             C
Not one of them involving...

[Instrumental]
C2 G D Em D
C2 G D Em D
C2 G D Em D
C2 G D Em D

[Chorus]
C2       G                    D
  Whoa, Well I never meant to brag
      Em              D
But I got him where I want him now ...
C2       G                    D
  Whoa, Well I never meant to brag
      Em              D
But I got him where I want him now ...
C2               G                     D
  Whoa... it was never my intention to brag
   Em             D
To steal it all away from you now
C2                         D
  But God does it feel so good

'Cause I got him where I want him now
C2                                     D
  And if you could then you know you would

'Cause God it just feels so...

[Outro]
Em   D   Em   C
Em   D               Em   C C C C
      It just feels so good