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F

F      Bb
March, April, May
F           Bb
She crammed night and day
F                 Bb         C
I hadn't seen her smile in a while

F      Bb
March, April, May
F           Bb
She crammed night and day
F                 Dm         G      Bb
I hadn't seen her smile in a while

Cm        Bb     Gm      D
Staircase at the university
    Gm                Bb  Dm
She threw herself down 
        C                Bb  
and her head split three ways

F Bb F Bb F Gm Bb

F             Bb            F          Bb
"If you don't get three As," her sweet daddy said
          F                    Bb                           C
You're no child of mine and as far as I'm concerned, you're dead
F             Bb            F          Bb 
"If you don't get three As," her sweet daddy said
          F                    Dm                           G     Bb
You're no child of mine and as far as I'm concerned, you're dead

Cm        Bb     Gm      D
Staircase at the university
    Gm                Bb  Dm
She threw herself down 
        C                Bb  
and her head split three ways

F Bb F Bb F Gm Bb

F             Bb            F               Bb
"If you don't get three As," her lovely boyfriend said
      F               Bb               C
Your shame is sure to stain the family name
F             Bb            F              Bb
"If you don't get three As," her lovely boyfriend said
      F               Dm               G     Bb
Your shame is sure to stain the family name

Cm        Bb     Gm      D
Staircase at the university
    Gm                Bb  Dm
She threw herself down 
        C                Bb  
and her head split three ways

F Bb F Bb F G Bb

F                  Bb                
Crammin', jammin', pack-em-in rammin'
F                        Bb              
Chock-a-block box, power study, polish up
          F                      Bb                    C
And if it breaks your heart then don't come running to me

F                  Bb
Crammin', jammin', pack-em-in rammin'
F                        Bb
Chock-a-block box, power study, polish up
          F                     Dm                    G   Bb         
And if it breaks your legs then don't come running to me

Cm Bb Gm D
Gm Bb D C
Bb F Bb F Bb F G Bb

F Bb F Bb F Bb C
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