E|-----------------------| F F Bb March, April, May F Bb She crammed night and day F Bb C I hadn't seen her smile in a while F Bb March, April, May F Bb She crammed night and day F Dm G Bb I hadn't seen her smile in a while Cm Bb Gm D Staircase at the university Gm Bb Dm She threw herself down C Bb and her head split three ways F Bb F Bb F Gm Bb F Bb F Bb "If you don't get three As," her sweet daddy said F Bb C You're no child of mine and as far as I'm concerned, you're dead F Bb F Bb "If you don't get three As," her sweet daddy said F Dm G Bb You're no child of mine and as far as I'm concerned, you're dead Cm Bb Gm D Staircase at the university Gm Bb Dm She threw herself down C Bb and her head split three ways F Bb F Bb F Gm Bb F Bb F Bb "If you don't get three As," her lovely boyfriend said F Bb C Your shame is sure to stain the family name F Bb F Bb "If you don't get three As," her lovely boyfriend said F Dm G Bb Your shame is sure to stain the family name Cm Bb Gm D Staircase at the university Gm Bb Dm She threw herself down C Bb and her head split three ways F Bb F Bb F G Bb F Bb Crammin', jammin', pack-em-in rammin' F Bb Chock-a-block box, power study, polish up F Bb C And if it breaks your heart then don't come running to me F Bb Crammin', jammin', pack-em-in rammin' F Bb Chock-a-block box, power study, polish up F Dm G Bb And if it breaks your legs then don't come running to me Cm Bb Gm D Gm Bb D C Bb F Bb F Bb F G Bb F Bb F Bb F Bb C E|-----------------------|-------