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[Verse 1]
DCDC
That was a close escape, have to get a new hobby to relate.
AGAG
Something less conspicuous, won`t take up too much time,
GFGF
Something less energetic, for what I`ve got in mind.
D
I won`t be too persistent `cos I`m not that way inclined.
DCDC
See, that`s the one for me. Look under "Collins" see if she`s free.
AGAG
Sweaty fingers find 5p 4151683
GFGF
"Hello Miss Collins you`ll not know me. I`m in the undies Business, see?
D
Please please can you tell me the size; how far from the knee?"
[Chorus 1]
CmAbAdimAb
(No Lyrics Here!)
GmEbEdimEb
Oh dear dear, me luck is running thin
DmBbBdimBb
I`ll take another name I might have a win.
Gm
What? 2 more points? I hope no one fills it in.
[Verse 2]
DCDC
See, that`s the one for me. Look under "Dickens" CFG.
AGAG
See if she`ll speak to me. Hand`s get shakey, eye`s can`t see.
GFGF
Having trouble find 5p 2171983
D
"Hello Miss Dickens you`ll not know me, I`m in the undies Business, see?"
[Chorus 2]
CmAbAdimAb
(No Lyrics Here!)
GmEbEdimEb
Feel more relaxed now here we go again.
DmBbBdimBb
Hoi! No temporaries I`ve heard most take me in.
Gm
Oh dear dear me, My luck is running thin.
[Middle 8]
AFBbBbA
So please please can you tell me the textured fit feels good to me.
AFBbBbA
In the naked mood, try to grin and bear with me.
ABbFC
Please don`t think me rude, I only hear don`t want to see.
[Instrumental]
DCDCAGAGGFGFD
[Verse 3]
DCDC
See, that`s the one for me. That was quick, too quick for me.
AGAG
Of that I can see, wash me laundry oh bugger me!
GFGF
Sugar or milk with my tea? No I couldn`t, well I`ll see.
D
What`s your hobby? Just the same as me, see you soon for tea.
[Chorus 3]
CmAbAdimAb
(No Lyrics Here!)
GmEbEdimEb
I`ll give it one last chance I think you`ll all agree.
DmBbBdimBb
I`m getting no game here, on my last 5p.
Gm
I`m sick of waiting for ages nothing interests me.
[Chorus 4]
CmAbAdimAb
I`ll ring another number, make sure it`s a she.
GmEbEdimEb
Here we go again, I`ll give it 3rd degree.
DmBbBdimBb
No hard feelings oh yes I`m sure you`ll all agree.
Gm
I`ll take another name I might have a win.
[Outro]
DCDCAGAGGFGFD
(Instrumental To Fade)