E Here they come again A E Hop scotching up to my door E One by one again A E Knockety knock knocking upon my floor [Verse 2] E Swinging on my gate A E They gain entry by the yard E Pulling at my hair they scream A E Paint your thoughts upon my card [Pre-Chorus] B E B E But not tonight I've got studies to examine B E B E Tomorrow I'll be watching all the Queen's men B E B A talent contest on Monday with my Uncle Sam B Who now takes up all my time he gives me things to do B 'cause he's a wonderful man [Chorus] E But I'm sailing across the sea A E To see my Uncle Sam E I'm sailing across the sea A E To be with my Uncle Sam A E To be with my Uncle Sam [Verse 4] E Silly little sniggers from the women liberators A E But I'll stand and hold my post E Polished buttons and erect I'll raise the flag A E I'll show those women who's the most [Pre-Chorus] B E B But not tonight I've got studies to examine B E B Tomorrow I'll be watching all the Queen's men B E B A talent contest on Monday with my Uncle Sam B Who now takes up all my time he gives me things to do B 'cause he's a wonderful man [Chorus to fade] E But I'm sailing across the sea A E To see my Uncle Sam E I'm sailing across the sea A C F C F C To be with my Uncle Sam E Sailing across the sea A E To see my Uncle Sam E I'm sailing across the sea A E To be with my Uncle Sam E I'm sailing across the sea A E To be with my Uncle Sam E I'm sailing across the sea A E To be with my Uncle Sam