D                 F#
Blunt the knives, bend the forks!
D                     F#
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
D                    F#        G
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
A                 F#      D
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

[Verse 2]
D              F#
Cut the cloth, tread on the fat!
A                      G
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
D                    F#     G
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
A                  F#    D
Splash the wine on every door!

[Verse 3]
B                    D
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowls!
A                    A
Pound them up with a thumping pole!
    B                       E        G
And when you're finished if they are whole;
A                  F#      D
Send them down the hall to roll!

[Outro]
D                 F#
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A                 G
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D                 F#      G
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A                 F#      D
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!