E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| G|---------------------------------|-------------0-------------------| D|-0-----0-2-------4-----2-0-------|-0---0---2-4-----4-----2-0-------| A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| Chip the glasses and crack the plates! That's what Bilbo Baggins hates! E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| G|-------------------------0-----0-|-2-------------0-----------------| D|-0-----0-2-0-2---4-----0---------|-------2-2-------4-----2-0-------| A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| [Verse 2] Cut the cloth, tread on the fat! Leave the bones on the bedroom mat! E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| G|---------------------------------|-----------------0---------------| D|-0-----0-2-------4-----2-0-------|-2---2---4-2-4---------4-2-------| A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| Pour the milk on the pantry floor! Splash the wine on every door! E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| G|-------------------------0-------|-2-------------0-----------------| D|-0-----0-2-0-2---4-----0---------|-------2-2-------4-----2-0-------| A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| [Verse 3] Dump the crocks in a boiling bowls! Pound them up with a thumping pole! E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| B|-0-----0-----0---3-----3-3-------|-----------0-2-----------------0-| G|---------0-2---------------------|-2-----2-2-------2-----2-2-------| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| When you're finished if they are whole; Send them down the hall to roll! E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| B|-0-----0-0-2-3-------------------|---------------------------------| G|-------------------------0-------|-2-------------0-----------------| D|-----------------2-----4---------|-------2-2-------4-----2-0-------| A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| [Outro] E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| G|---------------------------------|-----------------0---------------| D|-0-----0-2-------4-----2-0-------|-2---2---4-2-4---------4-2-------| A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| That's what Bilbo Baggins hates! E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| G|-------------------------0-------|-2-------------0-----------------| D|-0-----0-2-0-2---4-----0---------|-------2-2-------4-----2-0-------| A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|