Am     F      C      G      E

E|-5----|-5----|-3----|-3----|-4----|
B|-5----|-6----|-5----|-3----|-5----|
G|-5----|-5----|-5----|-4----|-4----|
D|-7----|-7----|-5----|-5----|-6----|
A|(7)---| (8)---|(3)---|(5)---|(7)---|
E|(5)---|------| (3)---|(3)---|------|

The bottom A and E strings are optional if you want to get an easier start

You can stick to just the ones above, but Bret uses these open chords in
the middle to emphasize the lyrics

   Am     F      C      G      E

E|-0----|-1----|-0----|-7----|-7----|
B|-1----|-1----|-1----|-8----|-9----|
G|2----|-2----|-0----|-7----|-9----|
D|-2----|-3----|-2----|-9----|-9----|
A|-0----|-3----|-3----| (10)--|(7)---|
E|-0----|-1----|-0----| (7)---|(7)---|


[Intro]
Am F C G E
Am F C G E

[Verse 1]
Am                               F
You walk into the office in your corporate attire
     C                             G            E
It's only morning tea time yet I'm burning with desire
     Am                           F
I'll catch you in the corridor, a smart casual blouse
C                              G         E
You brush past my cubical, I'm instantly aroused
Am                                       F
I watched you at your desk this morning, filling out some spreadsheets
  C                              G                E
I could not help but picture you spread out on my bed sheets
  Am                               F
I watch you from the water cooler, talking to finance
  C                            G               E
I had to take my paper cup and pour it down my pants
      Am                     F
Well, let's get out of these clothes
                      C
Let's get out of this office
                       G
Is that a tent in your pants?
             E                    Am
No, that's a two-bedroom cottage
                F                         C
Gonna feel your boober in the back of the Uber
                            G                 E
I'm going to play with your jacksie while you pay for the taxi
Am                                F
Well, you look good in that skirt
                                 C
And you look good in that shirt
                                 F
Well, you look so good it hurts

And then we... uh-uh!

[Bridge 1]
Am        F                   C
Ooh, just two irresistible forces
    G          E
The tension is mounting
Am         F                  C
Ooh, I'm Deanna from human resources
        G        E
And I'm Ian from accounting

[Verse 2]
      Am
Well, you've waxed your legs
     F
Your legs are looking smooth
     C
Your legs are looking fine
    G        E
Uh, uh, ooh, uh
     Am                 F
I've only waxed one leg
                     C
The left leg, then I ran out of time
                 G       E
Well, you've got one hot leg
Am                       F
You're intoxicating, you smell so sweet
     C
It's like confectionery
                G         E
Thanks, it's my deodorant
Am
You've been learning big words
F
From a big word book
C
A dictionary?
      G          E
Yeah, that's it, thanks
Am
You've removed your clothes
F
And my underclothes
    C
You look good nude?
G      E
Yeah, I do
         Am                    F
'Cause I had a spray tan, been working on my pecks
      C
And I trimmed my pubes
                G                 E
And they're the perfect length of pube, oh

[Chorus 1]
Am                    F
Can't fight this fire
                   C
Can't fight this feeling
                    G
Let's take it higher
          E                    Am
I'm gonna spunk on the ceiling
                  F                             C
You can touch my boobies, like they do in rude movies
                             G       E
As when we're finished we'll have to replace all the duvets

Am             F            C
Ooh, it's just human nature
             G      E
Yeah, it's a primal calling
Am       F                    C
Ooh, I'm Deanna, Deanna from HR
        G        E
And I'm Ian from accounting
Am             F             C
Ooh, can't put out this fire
        G           E
No, not even with a fountain
Am          F              C
Ooh, we are bound my human desire
        G        E
And I'm Ian from accounting

[Verse 3]
N.C
You've been learning sex moves

'Cause you just touched my nips
     C                           G
Yes, I've been reading Cosmo for clothes advice and sex tips
F            E
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex tips
F            E
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex tips
N.C.
Hey girls, spice things up

Try touching his nips. Oh!

[Chorus 2]
Am                     F
We couldn't fight this fire
                    C
Couldn't fight this feeling
              G
We took it higher
          E
Now let's wipe off the ceiling
Am                   F
We should go back to work
                           C
Well, I've got spunk on my shirt
                           G
I'm going to wipe down the ottoman
          E
Ooh, that I had my bottom on
Am                F
I had a good time Ian
                       C
Ah, I had a great time Deanna
                         G
We should throw out that rug

I wouldn't eat that banana

[Outro]
Am        F                C
Ooh, just two irresistible forces
       G      E
It's a primal calling
Am       F                 C
Ooh, I'm Deanna from human resources
        G
And I'm Ian from accounting

Deanna from HR
    C   G     C    Am
And Ian from accounting