C                       D
I got three kids and a lovely wife
C                          D
I got a happy home and an electric carving knife


(Arrangement 1)
E|-3-0----------|
B|-----3-0------|
G|---------2-0--|
D|--------------|
A|--------------|
E|--------------|

G
that's why I wrote this song
                 C
because there's nothin' wrong
                D                    G
nope, there's nothin' wrong with my life
                                      C
there's nothin' wrong, nope, there's nothin' wrong
              D                     G
there's just nothin' wrong with my life

         C
I got a four wheel drive
             D
and I got a computer hard drive
           C
and I got Asheville? drive
           D
and I got plenty of motivational drive

G
that's why I wrote this song
                 C
because there's nothin' wrong
              D                     G
there's just nothin' wrong with my life
                C               D                    G       C      D
nothin' wrong, nothin' wrong, nothin' wrong with my life

G C D

Am                        |Tap the guitar box with your fingers
but then one day          |after the chords for percussion effect
Em                        |
my wife phoned
Am
to tell me I was
Em
on my own

                G
and now there's one thing wrong
C
one thing wrong
D                        G
one thing wrong with my life

             G                      C
so I had to change my song from "there been nothin' wrong" to
D                                     G
"there been somethin' wrong" with my life

         (G)                       C                            D                      G
there's somethin' wrong, there's somethin' wrong, now there's somethin' wrong with my life (arooo)
    (G)                             C                             D                       G
to change my song from "there been nothin' wrong" to "there been somethin' wrong" with my life

C
well I, I caught my wife, and I,
D
I had my electric knife and I just
C
carved her up
                     D
and put a end to my strife

(Arrangement 1 down to G)

                 G
and now there's nothin' wrong
              C
no, there's nothin' wrong
               D                    G
there's just nothin' wrong with my life
 (G)                          C                           D                     G
nothin' wrong, nope there's nothin' wrong, there's just nothing' wrong with my life