F#


[Verse 1]
F#
Salesman talking to me tried to run me up a creek
F#
Says you can buy it, go on try it, you can pay me next week
C#                     B                         F#
Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
C#                           B                   F#
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
      C#
Oh-ho-ho


[Chorus]
D                           F#
Blonde haired, good looking trying to get me hooked
F#
Wants me to marry, settle down and get a home and and write a book
C#                     B                         F#
Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
C#                           B                    F#
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
      C#
Oh-ho-ho


[Verse 2]
F#
Pay phone, something wrong, dial gone
F#
Well me ought to sue the operator for telling me a tale
C#                     B                         F#
Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
C#                           B                   F#
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
      C#
Oh-ho-ho


[Break]
F#
Oh-ho-ho  Oh-ho-ho  Oh-ho-ho  Oh-ho-ho
B                   C#        B        F#       C#
Oh-ho-ho  Oh-ho-ho  Oh-ho-ho  Oh-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho


[Verse 3]
F#
Been to Vietnam, been a fighting in the war
F#
Army bar, army chow, army clothes, army car
C#              B                                F#
Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
C#                           B                   F#
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
      C#
Oh-ho-ho


[Verse 4]
F#
Working in the filling station, too many tasks
F#
Wipe the window, check the tires, check the oil, dollar gas
C#              B                                F#
Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
C#                           B                   F#
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
      C#
Oh-ho-ho


[Chorus]
D                           F#
Blonde haired, good looking trying to get me hooked
F#
Wants me to marry, settle down and get a home and and write a book
C#                     B                         F#
Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
C#                           B                    F#
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
      C#  D
Oh-ho-ho


[Outro]
                F#
Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho, too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho
                F#
Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho
                F#
Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho