F# [Verse 1] F# Salesman talking to me tried to run me up a creek F# Says you can buy it, go on try it, you can pay me next week C# B F# Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business C# B F# Too much monkey business for me to be involved in C# Oh-ho-ho [Chorus] D F# Blonde haired, good looking trying to get me hooked F# Wants me to marry, settle down and get a home and and write a book C# B F# Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business C# B F# Too much monkey business for me to be involved in C# Oh-ho-ho [Verse 2] F# Pay phone, something wrong, dial gone F# Well me ought to sue the operator for telling me a tale C# B F# Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business C# B F# Too much monkey business for me to be involved in C# Oh-ho-ho [Break] F# Oh-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho B C# B F# C# Oh-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho [Verse 3] F# Been to Vietnam, been a fighting in the war F# Army bar, army chow, army clothes, army car C# B F# Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business C# B F# Too much monkey business for me to be involved in C# Oh-ho-ho [Verse 4] F# Working in the filling station, too many tasks F# Wipe the window, check the tires, check the oil, dollar gas C# B F# Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business C# B F# Too much monkey business for me to be involved in C# Oh-ho-ho [Chorus] D F# Blonde haired, good looking trying to get me hooked F# Wants me to marry, settle down and get a home and and write a book C# B F# Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business C# B F# Too much monkey business for me to be involved in C# D Oh-ho-ho [Outro] F# Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho, too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho F# Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho F# Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho