Em  D  C  D
Em  D  C  B


[Verse]
Em               D                            C
  Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp
          B
And she's probably getting frisky
Em                D                        C
  Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink 
          B
cause she can’t shoot whiskey
Em                D                             C
  Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
            B
showing her how to shoot a combo
A              B
  And he don't know


[Chorus]
       C            Em                 C                       Em
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
C                Em             B
Carved my name into his leather seat
         C                     Em
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
C                 Em
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
C                     B              Em     D  C  B
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats


[Verse]
Em                 D
  Right now, she's probably up singing some
C                         B
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Em                 D
  Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
C                               B
  And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Em                D                     C                      B
  Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars’ worth of that bathroom Polo
A                    B
  Oh, and he don't know


[Chorus]
       C            Em                 C                       Em
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
C                Em             B
Carved my name into his leather seat
         C                     Em
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
C                 Em
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
C                     B              Em
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats


[Bridge]
G         D                             C
  I might save a little trouble for the next girl
          A                       B
Cause the next time that he cheats
 
Oh, you know it won't be

   Em        D         C         D         Em        D         C         B
E|-----0---|-----2---|-----0---|-----2---|-----0---|-----2---|-----0---|-----2---|
B|-----0---|-----3---|-----1---|-----3---|-----0---|-----3---|-----1---|-----4---|
G|---0---0-|---2---2-|---0---0-|---2---2-|---0---0-|---2---2-|---0---0-|---4---4-|
D|---------|-0-------|---------|-0-------|---------|-0-------|---------|---------|
A|---------|---------|-3-------|---------|---------|---------|-3-------|-2-------|
E|-0-------|---------|---------|---------|-0-------|---------|---------|---------|
 on me!                       Ohh...not on me


[Chorus]
       C            Em                 C                       Em
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
C                Em             B
Carved my name into his leather seat
         C                     Em
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
C                 Em
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
    C                     B              A
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
C                         B             Em      D C
Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
D          Em     D  C  B
  Before he cheats