G                                 C
I close my eyes and dream about a sunny holiday
  G                               C
I wish that I was beachin' down on Saint Tropez
   G                           C
Or sitting in the lobby at the fabulous Pierre
     G                          C
With diamonds on my fingers and not a single care

  G                             C
Instead I'm on the Avenue where nobody goes
     G                                  C
With fields of green that wilted like a last summer rose
     G                            C
Some people call it paradise, but I call it pain
G                         C
Baby take me anywhere but not here again

[Chorus]
G        C                        G
Why am I sitting in the middle of nowhere
C                             G
Standing here with nothing to do
C                     G
Wondering if I really love you, oh oh
  C
I guess that I do
G        C                        G
Why am I sitting in the middle of nowhere
C                             G
Standing here with nothing to do
C                     G
Wondering if I really love you, oh oh
  C
I guess that I do

G C

[Verse]
    G                                 C
You promised me a motorcade and endless perfume
  G                       C
A palace in Geneva with a perfect view
    G                              C
And dreams painted yellow like the color of gold
    G                                    C
And dine with kings and queens 'till the food gets cold

  G                              C
Instead I'm on the edge of all I thought I would be
     G                       C
This dream is now a comedy I don't wanna see
     G                           C
Some people call it laughter but I call it pain
G                          C
Baby take me anywhere but not here again

[Chorus]
G        C                        G
Why am I sitting in the middle of nowhere
C                             G
Standing here with nothing to do
C                     G
Wondering if I really love you, oh oh
  C
I guess that I do
G        C                        G
Why am I sitting in the middle of nowhere
C                             G
Standing here with nothing to do
C                     G
Wondering if I really love you, oh oh
  C                  G  C
I guess that I do, I do

[Bridge]
  G    C               G
I know we have a chemistry
     C                   G    
This combination's heavenly
    C   
But don't forget you promised me
G           C
Everything, everything
G C                G
I  know we have a chemistry
C                    G
 This combination's heavenly
C                          G
 But don't forget that you promised me
C
Everything

G C G C

[Chorus]
G        C                        G
Why am I sitting in the middle of nowhere
C                             G
Standing here with nothing to do
C                     G
Wondering if I really love you, oh oh
  C
I guess that I do
G        C                        G
Why am I sitting in the middle of nowhere
C                             G
Standing here with nothing to do
C                     G
Wondering if I really love you, oh oh
  C
I guess that I do