Em
Baby, pass the aspirin, something's got to work
B7
I know I did it to myself, but, man, oh, man, it hurts
Em
That second last Martini, the one that went down real smooth
B7
Set me on a bender, with nothing left to lose!
EmB7
I--- just can't apologise, for... what I did to myself
EmB7
My bed's--- an ocean liner, and I can't call for help!
Em
Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch
Em
The girls got going, and we had a munch
B7
I promise on a dime, it's the last time
B7
I'll ever have a liquid lunch!
( Em )
[Verse 3]
Em
I think I've got the symptoms, and none of them will leave,
B7
They think that it's a party to laugh at all my grief,
Em
It must have been a doozy, I had two hundred dreams,
B7
At least I found my pillow, 'cause I can't find my keys!
EmB7
It's--- hard to remember... all of the events
Em
But--- I must have paid the tab
B7
'Cause all that's left is fifty cents!
Em
Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch
Em
The girls got going, and we had a munch
B7
I promise on a dime, it's the last time
B7
I'll ever have a liquid lunch!
( Em )
Em
Maybe I can call the pharmacy
B7
They'll bring something up, something up 'tout suite'
EmB7
Some exotic... medicine, to cure my every ill,
B7
With some kind of magic pill!
EmB7
I--- just can't apologise, for... what I did to myself
EmB7
My bed's--- an ocean liner, and I can't call for help!
( EmB7 )
Em
Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch
Em
The girls got going, and we had a munch
B7
I promise on a dime, it's the last time
B7
I'll ever have a liquid lunch!