C G F C G F Oh what a noble distinguished collection of fine little friends you have made C G F C G F hitting the tables without you again no we'll wait no we promise we'll wait C G F C G F June makes these excellent sewing machines out of common industrial waste C G F she spends a few months at a time on the couch C G F but she's safe she wears shades she wears shades F G C F oh but no one can stare at the wall as good as you my baby doll F G and you're aces for coming along C F you're almost human after all F G and you're learning that just 'cause they call themselves friends C G F doesn't mean they'll call D F they made the comment in jest D F D F C G F but you've got the needle I guess that's the point of it all C G F C G F maybe a week in the tropics would help to remind you how nice life can be C G F C G F we propped you right up in a chair on a deck with a beautiful view of the sea C G F C G F but a couple weeks later we came back and you and the chair were nowhere to be seen C G F C G F you had magically moved to the closet eyes fixed to the place where the dryer had been F G C F oh but no one can stare at the wall as good as you my baby doll F G and you're aces for coming along C F you're almost human after all F G C G F why on earth would I keep you propped up in here when you so love the fall D F patterns laid out on the bed D with dozens of colors of thread D F D F C G F but you've got the needle I guess that's the point in the end C G F C G F it's better to waste your day watching the scenery change at a comatose rate C G F C G F than to put yourself in it and turn into one of those cigarette ads that you hate C G F C G F but while you were sleeping some men came around, said they had some dimensions to take C G F C G F I'm not sure what they were talking about but they sure made a mess of your face F G C F but still no one can stare at the wall as good as you my baby doll F G C F and you're aces for playing along you're almost human even now F G C G F and just cause they call themselves experts it doesn't mean sweet fuck all D F D F oh they've got the permanent press and the homes with a stable address D F D F D F and they've got excitement and life by the fistful but you've got the meaning D F C G F I guess that's the point of it all