[Chords used]
        Bm     Bm9    A      Aadd9  Cdim   D      Em     G      A/F#
E|------2------0------0------0------4------2------0------3------0------|
B|------3------2------2------0------5------3------0------0------2------|
G|------4------2------2------2------6------2------0------0------2------|
D|------4------2------0------2------5------0------2------0------2------|
A|------2------2------2------0------4------0------2------2------0------|
E|------2------0------0------0------4------0------0------3------2------|

This doesn't reflect exactly the original song, but it's the best guitar arrangement I can come up with.


[Verse 1]
Bm     Bm9   A         Aadd9
  Your seven hundredth bedroom
Bm    Bm9    A          Aadd9
  The waiter brings the bill
Bm    Cdim      D           Em
  You came here dressed for battle
Bm     A    Aadd9 G
   You knew damn  well


[Verse 2]
Bm    Bm9   A       Aadd9
  The sharpening of axes
Bm    Bm9     A       Aadd9
  The fat man rings a bell (Don't touch me, I'm not here to help)
Bm      Cdim    D       Em
  He'll smother what he captures (Move over)
Bm    A    Aadd9 G
  You know damn  well


[Bridge 1]
Em         G
Every door behind you closing
Em            G
You're a very lucky girl
Em           G
Every velvet rope that opens
Em             G
Every time the robe unfurls


[Verse 3]
Bm    Bm9       A      Aadd9
  You came here with a wish-list (Move over)
Bm    Bm9       A        Aadd9
  You came with bows and bells (I'm not here to have)
Bm    Cdim      E         G
  You came here armed for action (Move over before I shelve myself)
Bm    A    Aadd9 G
  You knew the   drill (I'm not here to help you)


[Bridge 2]
Em        G
Every man behind the curtain
Em                G
Jerking knobs and smoking guns
Em                 F#m
Shut your eyes pay no attention
G                  A
Just keep calm and carry on


[Chorus]
A     A/F# Bm9   Cdim D
Black or    blue, you  choose
       Cdim       Bm9
You're free to be in between
A    A/F# Bm9   Cdim D
Play or    lose, you  say
     Cdim
It's not what you meant to mean
A     A/F# Bm9   Cdim D
Black or    blue, you  mean
             Cdim
What? You've got to be kidding
     A    A/F# Bm9 Cdim D
Just turn me    ov——er   fast and


[Bridge 3]
Cdim                      Em
Let's get this over with
               G
Let's get this over with
               Em
Let's get this over with
               G
Let's get this over with


[Verse 4]
Bm    Bm9         A      Aadd9
  You crouch down in the bathroom (Our time is at a loss)
Bm    Bm9     A        Aadd9
  The mirrors make you sick (Won't have you in me)
Bm    Cdim     D       Em
  You hear him channel surfing (Won't have you near me, no, at any cost)
Bm    A    Aadd9 G
  You knew this  script (Run now, girl, run)


[Verse 5]
Bm     Bm9      A      Aadd9
  Your shirt is on the table (Run now, girl, toss back the cover, lay your buttons on the ground)
Bm     Bm9      A      Aadd9
  Your skirt is on the floor (I dare you not to lay back down, your fetish on the floor)
Bm    Cdim     D  Em   Bm
  You did what anybody would (Bless me with the strategy to chip away your smell)
Bm         A         Aadd9   G
  Walk the nightmare out the door


[Bridge 2]
Em              G
Every version has two endings
Em               G
Every time the penny drops
Em           A/F#
Open casket, open casting
G                 A
This is where the story stops


[Verse 6]
Bm  Bm9       A           Aadd9
  I storm out through the hallway
Bm  Bm9       A     Aadd9
  I leave the scars inside
Bm    Cdim  D          Em
  You won't portray my picture
Bm     A    Aadd9 G
  This film is    mine


[Bridge 4]
Em              G
Every door that closes opens
Em               G
You may cut this lucky girl
Em
Say you've got (Say you want me)
  A/F#
A lot of nerve (Say you'll haunt me)
     G
Just walking in here (Say you're angry)
A
On your own (Say you're honest)
   Em
So come and get it (Say you're honest)
A/F#
You deserve it (Say you're sorry)
G         A
Everybody wants to rule the world (Say you're sorry)


[Chorus]
A     A/F# Bm9   Cdim D
Black or    blue, you  choose
         Cdim       Bm9
  You're free to be in between
A    A/F# Bm9   Cdim D
Play or    lose, you  say
     Cdim
It's not what you meant to mean
A     A/F# Bm9   Cdim D
Black or    blue, you  mean
Cdim
What? You can't be serious
A     A/F#  Bm9  Cdim D
Don't you    dare for——get that


[Bridge 3]
Cdim                           Em
I'm the one writing this
            G
I'm the one writing this (And this never happened)
                Em
Oh, I'm the one writing this (This never happened)
            G
I'm the one writing this (This never happened)