GD
Laugh when he jokes,
EmBm
Slap him when he chokes,
CGDC
It's time to give up the smokes.
GDEmBm
And oh when he cries, don't wipe his eyes,
CGDC
Take the wine from the swine and remind him of his crimes.
Chorus,
BmCDG
Oh, in another world,
BmGDC
Yeah he can wear a dress,
BmCDG
Oh in another world,
BmGDC
Yeah he can wear a dress.
Verse 2,
GD
Imagine his suprise,
EmBm
When he opened his eyes,
CGDC
And I'd run the lawnmower over his thighs,
GD
Imagine the disturbance
EmBm
At the time of the occurrence,
CG
When his life became a burden,
DC
We laughed at his cries,
Chorus,
BmCDG
Oh, in another world,
BmGDC
Yeah he can wear a dress,
BmCDG
Oh in another world,
BmGDC
Yeah he can wear a dress.
Interlude,
GD
Welcome to the cheap seats,
EmBm
Welcome to the cheap seats,
CG
Welcome to the cheap seats,
DC
Ahhhhhhhh oh
GD
Welcome to the cheap seats,
EmBm
Welcome to the cheap seats,
CG
Welcome to the cheap seats,
DC
Where lifes seen through your spectacles
Chorus,
BmCDG
Oh, in another world,
BmGDC
Yeah he can wear a dress,
BmCDG
Oh in another world,
BmGDC
Yeah he can wear a dress.