Intro:
    E                F#m
E|------------------------14~~---------|
B|--13--13--13------14-14--------------|
G|-------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------|

    F
E|--------------------------------------|
B|--14------14~14~~~-14~~-14~~~--14~~~~-|
G|------16------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------|

Verse 1:
A                    G
christmas celebration
F#m                  G
all around the nation
          A
won't you stay with me tonight
        G
cuz i'm running out of fight
        F#m                G
and the pagentry is such a bore
A                    G
carollers are singing
F#m                  G
registers ka-chinging
        A
and the presents are in place
        G
but i'd rather eat some mace
            F#m                    G
'cause that egg nog always make me sick


Chorus:
E                F#m
you know how the story goes
       E             F#m
you've seen it all before
E              F#m
that man is so obese that
F
can't get out the door


Verse 2:
A                      G
christmas to perfection
    F#m                    G
i'm begging for some action
        A
and the ringing in my ears
       G                 
is the sound of christmas cheer
               F#m                      G
'cause they've knocked me screaming overboard


Chorus:
you know how the story goes
you've seen it all before
that man is so obese that
can't get out the door


Solo:
    A                           G
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--12--14--12-------12-----------------------------|
G|--------------14-------14-------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|

    F#m                         G
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--12--14--12-------12-----------------------------|
G|--------------14-------14-------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------14--14--|
A|--------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|

    A                             G
E|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|--12--14--12-------12----------12--14--12-------12---------|
G|--------------14---------------------------14--------------|
D|-----------------------14-14-------------------------14-14-|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------|

    F#m                            G
E|------------------------------------------------------|
B|--12--14--12-------12---------------------------------|
G|--------------14-------14--14~~-----------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus:
you know how the story goes
you've seen it all before
that man is so obese that
can't get out the door

Verse 3: 
christmas celebration
all around the nation
won't you stay with me tonight
cuz i'm running out of fight
and the pagentry is such a bore

Outro:
    A                         G
 the pagentry  is  such  a   bore
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--12--14--12-------12-----------------------------|
G|--------------14-------14---14--------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|

    F#m                       G
 the pagentry  is  such  a   bore
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--12--14--12-------12-----------------------------|
G|--------------14-------14---14--------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|

    A                         G
 the pagentry  is  such  a   bore
E|--10--12--10--9---10---9----9-----| (doubled guitar)
B|--12--14--12------12------------------------------|
G|--------------14-------14---14--------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|
    F#m                       G
 the pagentry  is  such  a   bore
E|--10--12--10--9---10---9----9----| (doubled guitar)
B|--12--14--12------12------------------------------|
G|--------------14-------14---14--------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|
   A (let ring)
E|------------------------|
B|--10~~~-----------------|
G|------------------------|
D|------------------------|
A|------------------------|
E|------------------------|