G   : 3x000x
C   : x3201x
Am7 : x0201x
D   : xx0232
G7  : 3x0001
C/B : x2x01x
Am  : x02210

[Verse 1]
  G            C         Am7
A little bitty snack for Argus
      G             C               Am7
And a snack for the creature in his hand
G         C           Am7
Wriggling through his fingers
    G        C       Am7
And into the soul of man
G               C        Am7
Hastened by the sound of craving
   G           C         Am7
He turns it to an energy form
G              C       Am7
Focused on the goal of pure soul
    G            C          Am7
And leaving everyone in the dust

[Chorus]
D       G7   C
Call on mom
    C/B     Am
But call on Argus
D       G7         Am
Call on your inner pride
D           G7
Leave them alone
   C         C/B       Am
To postulate their own framework
D                G7           Am
Freak out on the side of real man

[Verse 2]
G            C        Am7
Johnny had a bad hair color day
      G              C        Am7
So he saw his artist extraordinaire
   G            C
He dragged him along
    Am7
And sang him a song
G            C           Am7
Flailing his arms in the air
G               C       Am7
Johnny sent his mind to Argus
G     C       Am7
Gingerly he agree
G      C        Am7
Once inside the mold of time
        G             C   Am7
They're free to plant any seed

[Chorus]
D       G7   C
Call on mom
    C/B     Am
But call on Argus
D       G7         Am
Call on your inner pride
D           G7
Leave them alone
   C         C/B       Am
To postulate their own framework
D                G7           Am
Freak out on the side of real man

[Outro]
G C Am7
G C Am7
G C Am7
G C Am7