Em
I'm sick of all this "how'd you get your band name?"
     G
"Is that your real first name?"
 D                               C
"Can you text and can you follow back cause it's my birthday?"
Em                       G
No one cares what I want, just what I've got
     D                             C
And if we sit and count it up it's really not a lot


[Pre-Chorus]

   C
So when are you gonna sing for me?
D
When are you gonna drink for me?
Em       D             C
I don't know, I don't know
   C
So when are you gonna sing for me?
D
Ruining me completely
Bm              C
It's true, ooh, ooh


[Chorus]

Em            G          D             C         Em G
I miss having sex but at least I don't wanna die anymore
      D                   C
And I think that's pretty cool
  Em              G           D           C              Em
I miss seeing the red on your face when I made you blush
      D                     C    Em
But I think it's fine, it's cool
      D                     C
But I think it's fine, it's cool


[Verse 2]

My hobbies include
Em                            G
Pushing away these girls that maybe really like me
D                          C
Cutting people off because I don't trust exciting
Em
But what the fuck have I done?
    G
I'm not even an icon
      D
But I still get death threats often
         C
So their meaning starts to soften


[Pre-Chorus]

   C
So when are you gonna sing for me?
D
When are you gonna drink for me?
Em      D       C
I don't know, I don't know
   C
So when are you gonna sing for me?
D
Ruining me completely
     Bm         C
It's true, ooh, ooh


[Chorus]

Em            G          D             C         Em G
I miss having sex but at least I don't wanna die anymore
D                         C
And I think that's pretty cool
  Em              G           D           C              Em
I miss seeing the red on your face when I made you blush
      D                     C
But I think it's fine, it's cool
  Em          G          D             C         Em G
I miss having sex but at least I don't wanna die anymore
      D                   C
And I think that's pretty cool
  Em              G           D           C              Em
I miss seeing the red on your face when I made you blush

      D                     C    Em
But I think it's fine, it's cool
      D                     C    Em
But I think it's fine, it's cool
      D                     C    Em
But I think it's fine, it's cool
      D                     C    Em
But I think it's fine, it's cool

      D                     C    Em
But I think it's fine, it's cool
      D                     C    Em
But I think it's fine, it's cool
      D                     C    Em
But I think it's fine, it's cool
      D                     C
But I think it's fine, it's cool