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[Verse 1]
C7
Turn off your TV, they're just trying to sell you shoes
C7
Perfume, cars and bubblegum, Cocoa Puffs and booze
F7
They got the latest info of what you need to wear
C7
How to lose a hundred pounds and be a millionaire
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To be all that you can be, you gotta turn off your TV


[Verse 2]
C7
They tell what to eat and tell you what to drink
C7
They tell you who to vote for, they tell you what to think
F7
They got the medication for all your aches and pains
C7
And if your hair is falling out and clogging up the drain
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To be all that you can be, turn off your TV
C7
Turn it off!

[Solo]

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[Verse 3]
C7
The newscaster lady is looking kinda weird
C7
If she gets another facelift, she's gonna have a beard
F7
The preacher needs some money to absolve you of your sins
C7
There's heartburn remedies if you’ve been breaking too much wind.
G7                                F7
Be all that you can be, turn off your TV
C7
Turn it off, turn it off!