Em7 [Verse 1] Em I can't take this kind of pressure Gm D I must confess one more dusty road C G Would be just a road too long Em7 Worthless [Verse 2] Em I just can't, I just can't I just can't seem to get started Gm D Don't have the heart to live in the fast lane C G All that has passed and gone [Chorus] G A Worthless C G And there ain't nothing you can do about it! G A Worthless Pardon me while I panic! C G G F F D# Worthless, worthless, worthless [Instrumental] D#m7 [Verse 3] Em I come from KC Missouri Gm D And I got my kicks out on Route 66 C G Every truck stop from Butte to MO Em Motown to old Alabama Gm D From Texarkana and east of Savannah C G Gb F From Tampa to old Kokomo Em7 Worthless [Verse 4] Em I once ran the Indy 500 Gm D I must confess I'm impressed how I did C G Gb F And I wonder how close that I came Em Now I get a sinking sensation Gm D C I was the top of the line, out of sight; out of mind G So much for fortune and fame [Instrumental] Gm7 [Verse 5] Gm Once took a Texan to a wedding Once took a Texan to a wedding A#m F He kept forgetting, his loneliness letting D# A# His thoughts turn to home and we turned [Verse 6] Gm I took a man to a graveyard A#m F I beg your pardon, it's quite hard enough D# A# A Ab Just living with the stuff I have learned Gm Worthless [Instrumental] Gm7 Gm Gb F [Verse 7] Em Once drove a surfer to Sunset Gm D There were bikinis and buns, there were weenies C G Fellini just couldn't forget Em Pico, let's go up to Zuma Gm Pico, let's go up to Zuma! A#m F From Zuma to Yuma the rumor was D# A# A Ab I had a hand in the lay of the land G Get up and go hit the highway [Instrumental] G A C G G A C G G F F D# [Verse 8] Em (Ooooh…) I worked on a reservation (Ooh...ooh...) Gm D Who would believe they would love me and leave C G On a bus back to old Santa Fe? Em Once in an Indian Nation Gm D I took the kids on the skids where the Hopi C G Was happy 'til I heard 'em say… D Em "You're worthless." [Outro] Em Gm D C G G Gb F Em Gm D C G G Gb F Em