[D, Bm, G, A]

D                   G
Valentines day is creeping up on me
   A                             Bm
Still staring at you on my computer screen
D                        Bm 
Writing a fanfic in the middle of the night cause
G                  A
This will bring us closer right?
D                        G
You've never met them the peasant cried
A                             Bm
Shut the fuck up bitch do you want to die?
D                             Bm
And I've told you before are you deaf
G                          A
I've fallen in love with a g-I-f
D         Bm          G     A  
O----t----p, we're my o--t--p
      D      G
Baby you and me
         A    Bm 
We'd be so sexy oh
 
X2

D               Bm
Bieber Fever , One Direction Infection
G
Whatever floats your boat
A 
What's your addiction
D                       G 
You tumblr you make it so much worse
  A                              Bm 
You make me feel the feels right where it hurts
D                            Bm
I love you always I love you 5eva
G                      A
I love you as much as I love nutella
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Almost

D         Bm          G     A  
O----t----p, we're my o--t--p
      D      G
Baby you and me
         A    Bm 
We'd be so sexy oh