Em


[Verse]

Em
When you see me comin you all go runnin'
Em
As if I was gunnin' for your ass or somethin'
A
Most of the time handin' you a line lies
Em
Furthest from my mind while you freakin' out
    Em
You spew and you spout you talkin' about I'm pickin' up on you
                                  A
When half the time I haven't even noticed you
                         Em
Calm down, babe I've got better things to do
     Em
Than look the other way every time I hear you say
Em                                         A
"Ew, it's a she, and she's looking at me!"


[Chorus]

        Em D B    A
You got Lezbophobia
Em        D               B             A
Yeah, you skank, yeah you think I wanna lay ya
        Em D B    A
You got Lezbophobia
    Em         D       B       A
You got a hard case of homoparanoia


[Interlude]

Em


[Verse]

Em
So don't worry, baby you're not even my type
     A
Your hair's too long, you got a boy on your arms
Em
Who knows what you do with that boy at night
         Em
You're a walking sperm receptacle
    Em
And sex with you's about as safe as a snakebite
                                      A
Your nails are too long and you ain't wearin' leather
                                      Em
You don't have to lose no sleep about us bein' together
    Em
Oh, my god, you see that girl
    Em
She lookin' right at me, she's looking right at my tits
                         A
I wish my boyfriend were here


[Chorus 2]

        Em D B    A
You got Lezbophobia
Em        D               B             A
Yeah, you skank, yeah you think I wanna lay ya
        Em D B    A
You got Lezbophobia
    Em         D       B       A
You got a hard case of homoparanoia


[Interlude]

Em


[Verse 3]

Em
I know you're used to guys who only give you the eye
                              A
When they wanna use you for a fuck and a snooze well, I am not a guy
    Em
And if you think I am you lose out on what coulda been
   Em
We coulda been friends but you put it to an end
        Em
Now you shall remain what you always have been:
  A
A piece of rear end with a bunch of fake friends
Em                                                   A
Workin' it and flirtin' for the same big jerk a dick


[Chorus 3]

        Em D B    A
You got Lezbophobia
Em        D               B             A
Yeah, you skank, yeah you think I wanna lay ya
        Em D B    A
You got Lezbophobia
    Em         D       B       A    Em
You got a hard case of homoparanoia