Gm      Bb         Eb7            D7
   tablecloths and patent-leather shoes
Gm                   Daug
   bathing suits and bowling balls
Gm                   Daug
   and clarinets and rings
Bb                    Cm                Ab   D   D7
   and all this radio really needs is a fuse

[Chorus]
Cm             F       Bb             Gm
   a tinker, a tailor,    a soldier's things
Cm       F                      Bb      D7
   his rifle, his boots full of rocks
   Gm                  Daug
oh and this one is for bravery
Gm                     Eb7
   and this one is for me
Daug        D7               Gm      D7
   and everything's a dollar in this box
Gm     D7

[Verse 2]
Gm               Daug
   cufflinks and hubcaps
Gm              Daug
   trophies and paperbacks
Gm                Bb        Eb7                         D7
   it's good transportation,   but the brakes aren't so hot
Gm              Daug
   neck tie and boxing gloves
Gm                   Daug
   this jackknife is rusted
Bb                    Cm              Ab    D   D7
   you can pound that dent out on the hood

[Chorus]
Cm           F        Bb             Gm
   a tinker, a tailor,   a soldier's things
Cm     F                        Bb    D7
   his rifle, his boots full of rocks
       Gm              Daug
oh and this one is for bravery
Gm                     Eb7
   and this one is for me
Daug        D7               Gm      D7
   and everything's a dollar in this box
Gm    D7