E A E A E A

Oh yeah
E
In San Bernardino I was running behind

I had a load on my trailer and a lot on my mind
A                                      A
And I was rocking, rolling cross the USA
      B                         A                       E
I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day


[Verse 1]
F#
Pulled into Arizona about a hundred and one
                                          F#m
When a smokey bear shot me with his radar gun
                B
He said "You’re drunk son"
                     F#
Yeah, there ain’t no way
      C#m                       B                       F#
I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day

B C B C# D C# B C B
C# D D#m

[Chorus]
E
This gal pal I found didn’t bother a soul

Gave a pretty girl a ride to a watering hole
         A
And she thanked me
                                E
And I pulled her off the interstate
                 B                         A                       E
She said ‘I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day’


[Verse 2]
  F#
I went through Amarillo like a wild west wind

Stopped in Oklahoma City just to see an old friend
       B                     F#
What’s up cuz, he said "I’m okay", yeah
       C#                       B                       F#
I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day

Let’s drive

[Solo]
B F# B C# D D#m

[Outro]
    E
Got home to Little Rock about three am

My baby met me at the door with a bottle in her hand
        A                     E
Good to see my man, let’s celebrate, yeah
      B                         A                        E
I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day
      B                         A                        E
I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day
            B                        A                      E
Said I got drunk this morning but I haven’t been stoned all day yeah