C G C [Verse 1] C G Oh, my billfold doesn't have a prayer C There's Christmas catalogs everywhere G She keeps looking at the jewelry section C Cutting pictures out of her selections F I said we need to hold it down this year C And in her eye she got a big ol' tear F C She wants a Christmas rock G C But Santa's pockets ain't got no roll [Chorus] F She don't want no pots and pans C Just something shinin' on her hand G With an emerald or a diamond on it C I had a budget but she's gone and blown it F Down to the jewelry store here I go C Hear the clerk say ho ho ho F C She wants a Christmas rock F G C C But Santa's pockets ain't got no roll [Solo] | F | F | C | F | | C | G | C | [Verse 2] C G She don't want anything from Sears C No tools or garden shears G There's something special on her mind C And I can't even afford the shine F I wish she'd settled for a long nightshirt C No I've got to give till it hurts F C She wants a Christmas rock G C But Santa's pockets ain't got no roll [Chorus] C F She don't want no pots and pans C Just something shinin' on her hand G With an emerald or a diamond on it C I had a budget but she's gone and blown it F Down to the jewelry store here I go C Hear the clerk say ho ho ho F C She wants a Christmas rock F G C But Santa's pockets ain't got no roll [Outro] F C Yeah, she wants a Christmas rock G C C C C But ol' Santa's pockets ain't got no roll