AmG#dimAmG7C
There's only one way to please her, I have to pluck her, with my tweezer.
CG7
If I wanna go out, cuz the afternoon is sunny
CG7
That's when she says, "Come on, pluck me honey."
AmG7Am
I pluck, and pluck, and pluck and think I'm done, and then
D7G7C
That's when she says, "Come on, pluck me again."
CG7
This pluck, pluck, plucking is a source of stress:
CG7
Forget just once and she's a plucking mess.
AmG7Am
I pluck her on a Sunday and she looks real nice
D7G7C
Monday comes along, I have to pluck her twice.
FFm
Pluck her in the morning. Pluck her all the day.
D#D#mG#mBb
Pluck her in the evening, til there's nothing left to say.
CG7
Sometimes I'm forced to wonder, "Have I just run out of luck?"
CG7
Does she love me for me, or does she just love to get plucked?
AmG7Am
Just once, I'd like to keep my tweezer on the shelf.
D7G7C
Just once, I'd like to say, "Honey, pluck yourself."
FFm
My friends say I"m such a lucky plucker.
CD7
True enough, I have to say.
FG7
If her beard did not grow back,
C
I'd pluck her anyway.
FCG7C
(Well, look at her--wouldn't you?)