CG
Particle man, particle man, doing the things a particle can
FC
what's he like, it's not important,
CF
particle man, is he a dot or is he a speck
GC
When he's underwater does he get wet
FG
Or does the water get him instead
FC
Nobody knows, particle man
[Chorus 1]
CG
Triangle man, triangle man, triangle man hates particle man,
FC
they have a fight, triangle wins, triangle man
[Horn Part]
CE|-----------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------|
A|---0-2-3---0-2-3---0-2-3-3-3-5-3-2-0-----0-----------|
E|-3-------3-------3-------------------3-3---3-1-0-3-3-|GCE|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----0-1-2---0-1-2---0-1-2-2-2-3-2-0-------0-------3-3-|
E|-(3)-------3-------3-----------------3-3-3---3-1-0-----|
[Verse 2]
CG
Universe Man, Universe Man, Size of the entire universe man
FC
Usually kind to smaller man, Universe man
FGC
He's got a watch with a minute hand, millennium hand, and an eon hand
FGFC
And when they meet it's a happy land. Powerful man, Universe man
[Verse 3]
CG
Person man, Person man, Hit on the head with a frying pan
FC
Lives his life in a garbage can, person man
FGC
Is he depressed, or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless?
FGFC
Who came up with person man? Degraded man, person man
[Chorus 2]
CG
Triangle Man, Triangle man, Triangle man hates person man
FC
They have a fight triangle wins. Triangle man
[Horn Part]
CE|-----------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------|
A|---0-2-3---0-2-3---0-2-3-3-3-5-3-2-0-----0-----------|
E|-3-------3-------3-------------------3-3---3-1-0-3-3-|GCE|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----0-1-2---0-1-2---0-1-2-2-2-3-2-0-------0-------3-3-|
E|-(3)-------3-------3-----------------3-3-3---3-1-0-----| (x2)