C
Out of bed at eight AM
Em
Out my head by half past ten
C
Out with mates and dates and friends
Em
That's what I do at weekends

F
I can't talk and I can't walk
C
But I know where I'm going to go
F
I'm going watch my money go
D7
At the Locarno

C
When my feet go through the door
Em
I know what my right arm is for
C
Buy a drink and pull a chair
Em
Up to the edge of the dance floor

F
Bouncers bouncing through the night
C
Trying to stop or start a fight
F
I sit and watch the flashing lights
D7
Moving legs in footless tights

E                G#m
I go out on Friday night
D                                A
And I come home on Saturday morning
E                 G#m
I go out on Friday night
D                                G#
And I come home on Saturday morning

C
I like to venture into town
Em
I like to get a few drinks down
C
The floor gets packed the bar gets full
Em
I don't like life when things get dull

F
The hen party have saved the night
C
And freed themselves from drunken stags
F
Having fun and dancing in
D7
A circle round their leather bags

E                G#m
I go out on Friday night
D                                A
And I come home on Saturday morning
E                 G#m
I go out on Friday night
D                                G#
And I come home on Saturday morning

C
But two o'clock has come again
Em
It's time to leave this paradise
C
Hope the chip shop isn't closed
Em
Cos' their pies are really nice

F
I'll eat in the taxi queue
C
Standing in someone else's spew
F
Wish I had lipstick on my shirt
D7
Instead of piss stains on my shoes

E                G#m
I go out on Friday night
D                                A
And I come home on Saturday morning
E                 G#m
I go out on Friday night
D                                G#
And I come home on Saturday morning

E                G#m
I go out on Friday night
D                                A
And I come home on Saturday morning
E                 G#m
I go out on Friday night
D                                G#
And I come home on Saturday morning