Intro: Am C G G Am Punctured bicycle C G On a hillside desolate Am C Will nature make a man of me yet ? G When in this charming car Am C This chaaaaaarming man G Why pamper life's complexities When the leather runs smooth Am C On the passenger seat ? G I would go out tonight Am C But I haven't got a stitch to wear G This man said "it's gruesome Am C That someone so handsome should care" D Em A jumped-up pantry boy A C Who never knew his place A Em He said "return the rings" C D Em A He knows so much about these things C D Em He knows so much about these things E|-9--9----9-9---9---| B|-10-10---9-9---10--| G|-11-11---9-9---11--| D|-9--9----9-9---9---| A|-------------------| E|-------------------| G I would go out tonight Am C But I haven't got a stitch to wear G This man said "it's gruesome Am C That someone so handsome should care" G Am C La-la, la-la, la-la, this chaaaaaarming man G Am C La-la, la-la, la-la, this chaaaaaarming man D Em A jumped-up pantry boy A C Who never knew his place A Em He said "return the rings" C D Em A He knows so much about these things C D Em A He knows so much about these things C D Em A C A Em He knows so much about these things E|-9--9----9-9---9---| B|-10-10---9-9---10--| G|-11-11---9-9---11--| D|-9--9----9-9---9---| A|-------------------| E|-------------------|