Gm
So, so, so sorry, but your lady's with me
          Gm
Actually that is just where you wanted her to be
 F                         Dm
But she told you already, you need to just forget it
  Gm
So she told me that she's M.I.N.E
  Gm
When it comes to other guys she's only there to see
   F                               Dm
When it comes to the embedded and I bet it'll never happen so


[Chorus]
  Gm                Bb
It's too bad that she's on my arm
       F
But for you she's not, but for you she's not
     Gm           Bb
I felt bad when I heard you lost
   F                      Dm          Gm
But for you she's not, for you I just don't feel pity
     Bb                 Cm
You're so pitiful (Pitiful, pitiful)
   Gm
She's so pretty
     Bb                    Cm
You're so pitiful (Pitiful, pitiful)


[Verse 2]
    Cm
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
         Gm
So, so, so shitty to be you right now
         Gm
Soon you will see pictures of us kissing on the mouth
          F                 Dm
But she made it very clear it wasn't happenin' this year
      Gm
Or even any time in the next ten centuries
       Gm
Outside of the box, she started venturing
          Gm                     F
I texted back the lettering: "M.I.N.E.?"
          Dm
She said "Yes, that's me"


[Chorus]
    Gm              Bb
It's too bad that she's on my arm
              F
But for you she's not, but for you she's not
     Gm                Bb
I felt bad when I heard you lost
     F                     Dm          Gm
But for you she's not, for you I just don't feel pity
        Bb               Cm
You're so pitiful (Pitiful, pitiful)
       Gm
She's so pretty
      Bb                 Cm
You're so pitiful (Pitiful, pitiful)


[Bridge]
      D                                                                       A
I hate her new boyfriend, he listens to the song and will hope to God that she never sings along
     A                    D
He plays guitar too, he played along to all our favorite music
    D                  A
On a burnt CD, just him and his acoustic
       A                                D
I listen intently to every sentence she tells me but so does he
      A
I would tell him to go away but that is too low for me
        D
I know you hate me out of jealousy but don't be please
           A
It all might change if you just spoke to me


[Chorus]
       Bb
It's too bad that she's on my arm
          Cm
But for you she's not, but for you she's not
     Gm           Bb
I felt bad when I heard you lost
     Cm                    Gm
But for you she's not, for you I just don't feel pity
      Bb                Cm
You're so pitiful (Pitiful, pitiful)
     Gm
She's so pretty
      Bb                 Cm
You're so pitiful (Pitiful, pitiful)


[Outro]
            G
Fuckin' pitiful, pitiful pity
           Gm
Pitiful, pitiful, pitiful, pitiful pity
           Gm
Pitiful, pitiful, pitiful, pitiful pity
           Gm
Pitiful, pitiful, pitiful, pitiful pity
            Gm
Pitiful, pitiful, pitiful, pitiful pity
            Gm
Pitiful, pitiful, pitiful, pitiful pity
            Gm
Pitiful, pitiful, pitiful, pitiful pity