C G Sister Jane has a little book Am F Full of autographs of useless people C G Seems a waste of the time she took Am F And it gets me mad which makes us equal [Chorus] Am F Ooh, hundreds of people left out in the cold Am Bb Wearing the shoes that were silver and gold C Useless information C Tons of useless information Dm Seems to fill my head F Bb With nowhere else to go G N.C. (Isn't it amazing) [Verse 2] C G Mrs. Payne at the door again Am F With the news about her operation C G Will her god ever make the rain Am F Wash away such useless information [Chorus] Am F Ooh, hundreds of people left out in the cold Am Bb Wearing the shoes that were silver and gold C Useless information C Tons of useless information D Seems to fill my head F Bb With nowhere else to go G N.C. (Isn't it amazing) [Bridge] F Isn't it amazing Am Now you can see why G Conversation is dying F C F C And time is passing you by [Verse 3] C G Turn your ears to the weatherman Am F Saying it'll be colder in December C G Get your boots and your astrakhan Am F It's been the same for years so I remember [Chorus] Am F Ooh, hundreds of people left out in the cold Am Bb Wearing the shoes that were silver and gold C Useless information C Tons of useless information Dm Seems to fill my head F Bb With nowhere else to go G N.C. (Isn't it amazing) C Useless information C Tons of useless information Dm Seems to fill my head F Bb With nowhere else to go [Outro] C Bb Hundreds of people filling my head with useless information C Bb Hundreds of people filling my head with useless information C Bb Hundreds of people filling my head with useless information C Bb Hundreds of people filling my head with useless information C Bb Hundreds of people filling my head with useless information