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[Verse 1]
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Cos he gets up in the morning and he goes to work at nine
         C         C/B     Am                    C         C/B   Am
And he comes back home at five thirty, gets the same train every time
          C        C/B     Am     C        C/B  Am
Cos his world is built on punctuality, it never fails


[Chorus]
         C C/B Am             C C/B Am
Cos he's oh so good, and he's oh so fine
          C C/B Am             C      C/B Am
And he's oh so healthy in his body and his mind
         F            Em
He's a well respected man about town
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Doing the best things so conservatively


[Verse 2]
          C    C/B     Am             C     C/B      Am
And his mother goes to meetings while his father pulls the maid
         C         C/B     Am                     C         C/B   Am
And she stirs the tea with councillors while discussing foreign trade
          C        C/B     Am     C       C/B  Am
And she passes looks as well as bills at every suave young man ...


[Chorus]
         C C/B Am             C C/B Am
Cos he's oh so good, and he's oh so fine
          C C/B Am             C      C/B Am
And he's oh so healthy in his body and his mind
         F            Em
He's a well respected man about town
  F                    D           G    G/C  G
Doing the best things so conservatively


[Verse 3]
          C    C/B     Am             C     C/B      Am
And he likes his own backyard and he likes his fags the best
         C         C/B     Am                    C         C/B   Am
Cos he's better than the rest and his arm sweat smells the best
          C        C/B     Am     C        C/B  Am
And he hopes to grab his father's loot when Pater passes on ...


[Chorus]
         C C/B Am             C C/B Am
Cos he's oh so good, and he's oh so fine
          C C/B Am             C      C/B Am
And he's oh so healthy in his body and his mind
         F            Em
He's a well respected man about town
  F                    D           G    G/C  G
Doing the best things so conservatively


[Verse 4]
          C    C/B     Am             C     C/B      Am
And he plays the stocks and shares and he goes to a regatta
         C         C/B     Am                    C         C/B   Am
He adores the girl next door cos he's dying to get at her
          C        C/B     Am     C        C/B  Am
But his mother knows the best about the matrimonial stakes ...


[Chorus]
         C C/B Am             C C/B Am
Cos he's oh so good, and he's oh so fine
          C C/B Am             C      C/B Am
And he's oh so healthy in his body and his mind
         F            Em
He's a well respected man about town
  F                    D           G    G/C  G
Doing the best things so conservatively