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[Verse 1]
C
Well I’m no sick boy, she’s no hand me down
C
Went to London with a Red and Brown
Dm
Ornamental Ruby ring, she said
G
Please tell me just one thing

C
Was I a first-class nightmare, did I bring you down
C
Was I mental, was I what you found
Dm
Filthy and cheap, I apologise
G
Wont get jealous, wont kill other guys


A7                                 Dm                   G
Well she’s not you, but you’re not here, let’s make it clear
          C                            G
Well Nina said that she was leaving me so I stuck around for a beer

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[Verse 2]

C
Well I’m no sweet kiss, she’s no pretty one
C
Loved the bands and had a lot of fun
Dm
Said oh stop, my dearest won’t you please
G
Push me down another 10 degrees
C
Psycho jukebox, what a filthy kid
C
Made me jealous of a boy she did
Dm
Sat right down, double dancing me
G
Underneath the big, big dagger tree


A7                             Dm                   G
Stood by my wall, she may seem small, in no time at all
          C                        G                    C     G
Well Nina died in the bedroom, and I went to cry in the hall


C
Lalala...
G
Lalala...
C
Lalala...
G
Lalala...
C
Lalala...

[Chorus]

              A7                Dm             G             C
Well she’s so you, too much for me, was number three, eventually
   A7                                    Dm
I love it when you talk so filthy on my phone
             G                 C
When I’m not home, come here my boy
            A7                           Dm
Get me some cheap gear, come and join us here
              G
Let’s make it clear
          C                      G                C
Well Nina said she was leavin me so I stuck around for a beer

               A7                  Dm                  G
Well she’s not you, but you’re not here, let’s make it clear
          C                      G                       C
Well Nina said she was leavin me so I stuck around for a beer