(Song starts with this F# note)
E|-----|
B|-----|
G|-----|
D|-4---|
A|-----|
E|-----| (then into riffs)

(Riff 1)      (Often played live like this)
E|-------| e|-1------|
B|-6-----| B|--------|
G|-------| (14x)  G|--------|
D|---4---| D|----4---|
A|-------| A|--------|
E|-------| E|--------|

(Riff 2)
E|------------------------|
B|-------6----------------|
G|-8-8------8--6-6-6-6-6--|
D|-9-9------9--7-7-7-7-7--| (8x)
A|-9-9------9--7-7-7-7-7--|
E|-7-7------7--5-5-0-5-0--|

(Riff 3)
E|-------------3----------5-5-------------------------5-5--|
B|-------------3----------5-5-------------------------5-5--|
G|-4-4-4-x-x-x-4--6-6-6-6-6-6--4-4-4-4-x-x-x--6-6-6-6-6-6--|
D|-5-5-5-x-x-x----7-7-7-7------5-5-5-5-x-x-x--7-7-7-7------| (2x)
A|-5-5-5-x-x-x----7-7-7-7------5-5-5-5-x-x-x--7-7-7-7------|
E|-3-0-3-x-x-x----0-5-0-5------3-0-3-0-x-x-x--0-5-0-5------|

(Riff 4)
E|-7---------7-7--------------|
B|-7---------7-7--------------|
G|-8-x-x-x-x-8-8-x-x-x-x------|
D|-9-x-x-x-x-9-9-x-x-x-x-7-5--| (4x)
A|-9-x-x-x-x-9-9-x-x-x-x-7-5--|
E|-7-x-x-x-x-7-7-x-x-x-x-5-3--|

(Riff 5)
E|---3--1-1-1-1--| e|-3--3-1-1-1-1--|
B|---3--1-1-1-1--| B|-0-------------|
G|-4-4--2-2-2-2--| -or- G|-0-------------|
D|-5----3-3-3-3--| D|-0-------------| (4x)
A|-5-------------| A|---------------|
E|-3-------------| E|---------------|

(Riff 6)
E|---------------|
B|-------6-------|
G|-8-8------8-8--|
D|-9-9------9-9--| (8x)
A|-9-9------9-9--|
E|-7-7------7-7--|

(Riff 7)
E|-3--1--3--1--|
B|-3--1--3--1--|
G|-4--2--4--2--|
D|-5--3--5--3--| (1x)
A|-5--3--5--3--|
E|-3--1--3--1--|

(Riff 8)
E|---------------------1--|
B|---------------------1--|
G|---------------------2--|
D|------------------------| (13x)
A|------------------------|
E|-2-5-5-5-2-5-5-2-5------|

(last time of Riff 8)
E|--------------------|
B|--------------------|
G|--------------------|
D|--------------------|
A|--------------------|
E|-2-5-5-5-2-5-5-2-5--| song ends

(Riff 1)
The skies are charcoal gray
It's a dreary downtown day
But ...
At the end of my forty-foot leash
Is my little friend
Quiche
             (Riff 2)
Quiche La Poodle
Is her name
And having a good time on a crummy day is our game
Quiche
Quiche Lorraine

(Riff 3)
Quiche, Quiche Lorraine
Quiche, Quiche Lorraine

(Riff 4)
Everyday I take her out, yeah
She runs around and she shouts out and barks, yeah
'Cause she's a good doggie

(Riff 5)                    (Riff 4)
She's a sweet, sweet, sweet puppy

                               (Riff 5)
And I know she'll stick by me, yeah

(Riff 4) 2x

(Riff 3)
Oh no, here comes a Great Dane  (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)
Drivin' down the lane  (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)
Quiche, Quiche, Quiche come back here  (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)
Don't leave me    (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)

         (Riff 6)
I'll go insane    (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)
I'll go insane    (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)
How do you like that?

(No guitar. Just vocals, bass and drums)
Has anybody seen
A dog dyed dark green?
About two inches tall
With a strawberry blonde fall
Sunglasses and a bonnet
And designer jeans with appliques on it?

(Riff 7)
The dog that brought me so much joy

                     (Riff 4)
Left me wallowing in pain
Quiche Lorraine 
I'll show her!

(Riff 8)
Do you see the key in my hand?
I'm gonna throw it in the lake
Yea, you've been so rotten to me
You take the cake
I'm just gonna lock the door to your kennel
And just you try and come back to me
Yeah, you'll see (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)
You mangy mutt (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)
(Quiche Quiche Lorraine) I'm talking about Quiche!
Quiche Lorraine