Am Dm6 C E I've been sleeping in a cardboard box Am Dm6 C E spending every dollar at the liquor shop Am C F and even though I know I haven't got a lot Dm E E/G# Am I'll try to give you loving till the day you drop Am Dm6 C E I've been training like a Pavlov dog Am Dm6 C E sent my independence out to take a hike Am C F Dm all you gotta do is activate my bell E E/G# Am and I'll fetch you anything you like [Chorus] D C Going once, going twice F G Every man here has a price D C Over here, over there F G E Sold to not a single lady in here [Verse] Am Dm C I've been here like a thousand times G Am Dm C E Dated every woman in the atmosphere Am Dm6 C E I've been to every continent Am Dm6 C Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere E Am C F And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent Dm E E/G# Am Just remember not to love me when I disappear Am Dm C I graduated at the top E Am Dm C I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie E Am C F So if you have a fantasy of being a queen Dm E Am Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me [Chorus] D C Going once, going twice F G Won't these gentlemen suffice? D C Any here, any there A# A Any motions anywhere D C Going twice, going thrice F G E Guess this means we'll go 4 times a lady [Bridge] A D A I promise I'll be all you need, ever need Bm E You'll never have to shop around (don't shop around) A D F# And I'll give you all you ever need, ever need Bm E A F# Don't worry, I will never let you down, let you down Bm E A Don't worry, I will never let you down [Outro] D C So many ladies are wanting for mates F G And the prospects are good but the date's never great D C Over here, over there, over where, anywhere F They're too busy with winning G The bidding to care and he's D Sold