GD
A man walks down the street,
CD
he says why am I soft in the middle now,
GD
why am I soft in the middle,
CD
the rest of my life is so hard,
GD
I need a photo-opportunity,
CD
I want a shot at redemption,
GD
dont want to end up a cartoon,
CD
in a cartoon graveyard,
GD
bonedigger, bonedigger,
CD
dogs in the moonlight,
GDCD
far away my well-lit door,
GD
Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly,
CD
get these mutts away from me,
GDCD
you know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore.
GD
If youll be my bodyguard
CDGDCD
I can be your long lost pal,
GD
I can call you Betty,
CD
and Betty when you call me
GDCD
you can call me Al.
A man walks down the street,
he says why am I short of attention,
got a short little span of attention,
and wo my nights are so long,
wheres my wife and family,
what if I die here,
wholl be my role-model,
now that my role-model is
gone, gone,
he ducked back down the alley
with some roly-poly little bat-faced girl,
all along, along
there were incidents and accidents,
there were hints and allegations.
If youll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal,
I can call you Betty,
and Betty when you call me
GDCD
you can call me Al,
GDCD
call me Al.