Intro: D~~~  G A D  (2x)

D
Hello. Did you miss me?
                         G A D
I know I'm hard to resist


Y'all can come and help me
                               G A D
pick the sweetcorn out of this.


It's hard to be humble
                           G A D
When you're so fucking big
                                               G A D
Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig
Hm                        D
I'm gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese
Hm                          D
Tell your babes in arms and OAP's
      C               A
Come take a piece of me

D5         G5-F#5-E5              A5
  If you drop me    I'll fall to pieces on you
D5              G5-F#5-E5            A5
  If you don't see me      I don't exist
D5              G5-F#5-E5
  It's nice to meet you
            A5             C5
Now let me go and wash my hands
                A5                            D
Cause you just met the world's most handsome man
     G            A        D
The world's most handsome man
D  G-A-D

D
Y'all know who I am
                            G-A-D
I'm still the boy next door
                                               G-A-D
That's if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore

If I've gone up in the world
                               G-A-D
Or is the world gone down on me
                                          G-A
I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity

Hm
  Give in and love it
            D
What's the point in hating me
Hm                          D
  You can't argue with popularity
          C                   A
Well you could but you'd be wrong

D5         G5-F#5-E5              A5
  If you drop me    I'll fall to pieces on you
D5              G5-F#5-E5            A5
  If you don't see me      I don't exist
D5              G5-F#5-E5
  It's nice to meet you
            A5             C5
Now let me go and wash my hands
                   A5
Keeping for your stands
Bb5                                         C5
  Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph
                     D5
Though it's not for me
Bb5        A5            G5            F5
   Flip a grin, shake a thing, name a shame
         E5-F5-G5-C5
Then I'm out of here
H5
It's not very complicated
Bb5                          D5   G5-F#5-E5   A5
I'm just young and overrated uuhh

D5   G5-F#5-E5   A5

D5   G5-F#5-E5   A5

D5   G5-F#5-E5   A5  C5  A5


D#5             G#5-G5-F5                Bb5
  Please don´t drop me    I'll fall to pieces on you
D#5             G#5-G5-F5            Bb5
  If you don't see me      I don't exist
D#5             G#5-G5-F5
  It's nice to meet you
            Bb5            C#5
Now let me go and wash my hands
                   Bb5
Keeping for your stands

D#5             G#5-G5-F5                Bb5
  Please don´t drop me    I'll fall to pieces on you
D#5             G#5-G5-F5            Bb5
  If you don't see me      I don't exist
D#5             G#5-G5-F5
  It's nice to meet you
            Bb5             C#5
Now let me see and show of hands
C#5
Cause you just met the world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
                           D#5
The world's most handsome man