C                            F
St. Cecilia, she been good to me
C                                F
she always help me find the melody
C                           F
and old St. Francis, man he's the best
C                                       F
helped me get some things off my chest


[Chorus 1]
G                              F
But I never liked St. Valentine
G                              F
I never liked St. Valentine
G                           F
never liked St. Valentine
       N.C.
he's breakin hearts all over town


[Verse]
C                 F
St. Patrick, he has his own day to
C                                                                 F
'cept on his day you can go get drunk and nobody will get mad at you
C
you dont have to be Irish
F
you dont even have to know what it's all about
C                                                         F
you can spend the night alone and you won't feel left out


[Chorus 1]
C                                                   F
If you perform two perfect miracles, you'r still just a regular guy
D                          G
Perform one more, and you're a saint

C                      F
St.Christopher, i don't even think hes a saint anymore
C                                         F
Jolly old St. Nick, look it up, he used to run around with w***es
C                                         F
some saints aint that saintly, and thats fine
C                                                 F
atleast they don't come around one time a year to remind me I don't have a

valentine


[Chorus 2]
G                         F
I don't have a valentine
G                         F
I don't have a valentine
G                                F
and I never liked st. valentine
  N.C.
breakin heart's all over town