Intro

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B                    Em
Sweet baby Jesus on fire

Imma need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull

My ass outta this

Devil kept poking the bull, so I shipped her ass to Mozambique

E    Em
Cuz I was over it

(Intro Riff)

Shoulda dumped my gat into the Verde but what if shes a zombie or a Dracula

                   C
I better hang onto this

                    Em       G
Lordy, with my hand upon the Bible,
      E                      C
swear I shot the damn Devil, not a Bitch,
     Em             G
but the po-po dont give a shit

E        G
(Ho- ho-  hum-...)

E      Em
Lordy, wont you

E       G
show a little mercy

E                             G
Ive been on the straight and narrow since
E    Em    E
the judge had my warden done Parole me
            B                                        Em
Red poison, devil kept pokin so I shipped her ass to Mozambique

    C
Cuz I was over it

(Intro Riff)

A
Goddamn judge found me guilty of public intoxication, public urination and
Parole violation
G                           F
But the CB  couldnt find the body to corroborate my bullshit story.
G
Sweet Jesus don't let the judge release me.
     F
What if shes a zombie or a
Em
Dracula And tries to fuckin eat me?

Devil walked away from a bangin trip to Mozambique

Help me outta this
     E
Help me outta this