Intro E|--0--0-0-----------------------1-3-1-3---0--0---------------------1-3-1-3--| B|--3--3-3-----5--5------6--6----1-1-1-1---3--3-----5--5------------1-1-1-1--| G|--2--2-2-----5--5------5--5--------------2--2-----5--5-----4-4-------------| D|--0--0-0-----2--2------3--3--------------0--0-----2--2-----5-5-------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------2-2-------------| E|---------0-0-------0-0------0-----------------0-0------0-0-----0-----------| * * * * * * * * * * E|--0--0-----------------------1-3-1-3---|------------------------------| B|--3--3-----5--5------6--6----1-1-1-1---|------------------------------| G|--2--2-----5--5------5--5--------------|--3--3--3----3--3--3----------| D|--0--0-----2--2------3--3--------------|--3--3--3----3--3--3------7~--| A|---------------------------------------|--1--1--1----1--1--1------5~--| E|-------0-0-------0-0------0------------|----------------------0---5~--| * * * * * * Verse I When the credits finally Roll for this the Worst story ever Told don't bother E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--5/7-----7-7----------------------------5/7-----7-7-------------------------| D|--5/7-----7-7----------------------------5/7-----7-7-------------------------| A|--3/5-5-5-5-5----10-10-10-10-10-10-12----3/5-5-5-5-5----10-10-10-10-10-10-8--| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| * * * * * * * * * * * * x2 E|-----1---------| B|--3~-----1-3~--| G|--3~---3-------| D|--3~-----------| A|--1~-----------| E|---------------| Verse II Sifting through the names For yours or anyone you know Unless they... Were by chance a shepherd king, A virgin birth, a resurrection, a messianic prince or some Such childish thing. You can storm the edit suite Or move to block its theatrical release, But i think we... Can safely guarantee There will be no revisions to the script made on behalf... Of a supporting cast(e). E|-0-0-0-0-1-1-1-1---------------------0-0-0-0-1-1-1-1--| B|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--| G|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| D|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--| A|-------------------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------0-0-0-0------------------------------------------------|------------| B|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---3-3-3-3--5-5--6-6---1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|--3-3-3-3~--| G|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---2-2-2-2--5-5--5-5---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|--3-3-3-3~--| D|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---0-0-0-0--2-2--3-3---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|--3-3-3-3~--| A|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-----------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--|--1-1-1-1~--| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|------------| x2 * * * (FTO) Breakdown I E|-------------------------------------| B|------------------------15-15-15-13--| G|--5--7------9-10--------14-14-14-14--| (YES) D|--5--7-----10-10--------12-12-12-12--| A|--3--5-------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| Repeat Verse I Pre-Breakdown Because history exalts... Only The Pornography of force... That of Murderers and psychopaths... (The rest of us of course, Stricken from the narrative wholesale: A back drop to the tale) E|--------------1~---------------------------------1----------------| B|--3~----1~----3~----5-6-8------------3~----1~----3----5-6-8--6-5--| G|--3~----0~----2~----5-5-5------------3~----0~----2----5-5-5--5-5--| D|--3~----2~----0~---------------------3~----2~----0----------------| A|--1~----3~-----------------8-7/------1~----3~---------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------1~--------------------------------------| B|--3~----1~----3~----5-5----6-6----1~-------3~------3--| G|--3~----0~----2~----5-5----5-5----0~-------3~------3--| (OHH) D|--3~----2~----0~----2-2----3-3----2~-------3~------3--| A|--1~----3~------------------------3~-------1~------1--| E|------------------------------------------------------| Breakdown As we, the two bits Are ushered on and swiftly off the stage with The jawbones of asses No stirring curtain call for the masses. E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--5-7---------9-10/------7-7---------9-10/------7-7---------9-10/------5-7------| D|--5-7--------10-10/------7-7--------10-10/------7-7--------10-10/------5-7------| A|--3-5-5-5----------------5-5-5-5----------------5-5-5-5----------------3-5-5-5--| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| * * * * * * * * E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|-------------3-3-3-3-2----3-3-3-3-2--| D|--3-3-5-7----3-3-3-3-3----3-3-3-3-3--| A|-------------1-1-1-1-0----1-1-1-1-0--| E|-------------------------------------| Pre-Bridge No floral bouquet, No breaking of leggs, No recurring role, No artistic control. E|------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--10-10-10-10--9----10-10-10-10--9----10-10-10-10--9----10-10-10-10--9--| D|--10-10-10-10-10----10-10-10-10-10----10-10-10-10-10----10-10-10-10-10--| A|---8--8--8--8--7-----8--8--8--8--7-----8--8--8--8--7-----8--8--8--8--7--| E|------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------|--0~--| B|--------------------------|--2~--| G|--3-3-3-3-2----3-3-3-3-2--|--3~--| D|--3-3-3-3-3----3-3-3-3-3--|--0~--| A|--1-1-1-1-0----1-1-1-1-0--|--0~--| E|--------------------------|--0~--| Bridge And so in these days, In this terminal phase, It's all left to chance, A piece of advice: If your cast on thin ice E|--------------------------------------------------1~--| B|--------------1~----------------3~----------------3~--| G|-----------2--0~----0--0--------3~----------------2~--| D|--0--0--3-----2~----------2-----3~----3--2--------0~--| A|--------------3~-------------3--1~----------3--0------| E|------------------------------------------------------| x2 E|--------------------------------------1--0--------1~--| B|--------------1~----------3--1--3~----------1-----3~--| G|-----------2--0~-------2--------3~-------------0--2~--| D|--0--0--3-----2~----0-----------3~----------------0~--| A|--------------3~----------------1---------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------| B|--------------1~----------------3~--1~--| G|-----------2--0~----0--0--------3~--2~--| D|--0--0--3-----2~----------2-----3~--2~--| A|--------------3~-------------3--1~--0~--| E|----------------------------------------| Solo You may as well dance! E|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------0-----3-2-0-------------------------------------------| D|-------------------3--------3------------------2------2-3~--33-2-0----| A|----0---8/---3-------------------------0---8\-----3----------------3--| E|--0---0------------------------------0---0----------------------------| * * * * * * x4 Outro I Do what you feel you must, But as for me I was not Put upon this Earth To subjugate or serve E|-------------------------------5----------------------| B|---------------6--5---5--5------------3-3-3--3----5~--| G|--7-7-5-7-------------5--5---7---7----3-3-3--3----5~--| D|--7-7-5-7----7--7-----5--5------------3-3-3--3----5~--| A|--5-5-3-5-------------3--3------------1-1-1--1----3~--| E|------------------------------------------------------| x4 Outro II E|--------------------------------------------------------------|-----| B|--------------------------------------------------------------|--1--| G|--7-7-5-7-------------------------7-7-5-7---------------------|--2--| D|--7-7-5-7----7-7-7--5-5-5--0------7-7-5-7----7-7-7--5-5-5--0--|--2--| A|--5-5-3-5----5-5-5--5-5-5--0------5-5-3-5----5-5-5--5-5-5--0--|--0--| E|-------------5-5-5--5-5-5--0-----------------5-5-5--5-5-5--0--|-----| (LTO)