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 The tent so big, the tent so big
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 The tent so big, the tent so big

[Verse 1]
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I see something in your pants that can't be real
      A
don't hold back, baby, tell me what's the deal
        E
I gotta move in closer and cop a feel
   A
oh my, you got something with mass appeal

[Break]
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The tent so big in your pants, baby
    A
The tent so big in your pants

[Verse 2]
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If there's a housing crisis in the n anymore
       A
need a place to go, you gotta open the door
      E
Wanna save the night, pull up a floor
      A
wanna feel alright, party galore
        E
I got a tense gig going in France, baby
     A
an immense gig up in your pants, baby
    E
The kids need something romance, baby
     A
come on, let's take a chance (ooh)

[Chorus]
    E
The tent's so big in your pants, baby
      A
Gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
      E
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
     A
An immense gig up in your pants, baby
    E
The tent's so big in your pants, baby
      A
Gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
      E
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
     A
An immense gig up in your pants, baby

[Verse 3]
      E
I'm invite assuring you, connie and dean
          A
girls and boys everywhere wanna make the scene
          E
There's a pole in the middle and it's made out of wood
          A
we should all dance around it, you know that we could
         E
Stop the pole dancing (sliding up and down)
       A
get to romancing (down, down to the ground)
         E
Stop the pole dancing (sliding up and down)
       A
get to romancing, down (down to the ground)

[Chorus]
    E
The tent's so big in your pants, baby
      A
Gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
      E
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
     A
An immense gig up up in your pants, baby
    E
The tent's so big in your pants, baby
      A
Gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
      E
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
     A
An immense gig up in your pants, baby

[Verse 4]
             E
You lick the pole when it's cold and your tongue'll stick
            A
so keep the party pumpin' and thumpin' and shit
E
 Rubbin' the club, legs in between
A
lovin' the scrub, keepin' it clean

[Break]
E
 we're gonna wash that pole
A
 we're gonna wash that pole
E
 we're gonna wash that pole
A
 scrub that pole, wash that pole

[Chorus]
    E
The tent's so big in your pants, baby
       A
Gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
      E
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
     A
An immense gig up in your pants, baby
    E
The tent's so big in your pants, baby
      A
Gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
      E
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
     A
An immense gig up in your pants, baby

[Outro]
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Hurts so good I got a soregasm, hurts so good I got a soregasm
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Hurts so good I got a soregasm, hurts so good I got a soregasm
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Hurts so good I got a soregasm, hurts so good I got a soregasm
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Hurts so good I got a soregasm, hurst so good I got a soregasm
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Hurts so good