E 0
B 0
G 0
D 5
A 3
E X

riff 1 this is repeated thu out the whole song. You can just play the two
         bass notes of Bar chords G E B C

E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------4---4----------5---5---5--|
D|------------------------------------2-2---2---2---3-3---3---3---3-|
A|-----5---5---5--------2--2---2------------------------------------|
E|-3-3---3---3---3--0-0---0--0---0----------------------------------|


G                                                    E
Blind date with a chancer we had  Oysters and dry lancers and the check
B                                       C
when it arrived we went dutch dutch dutch dutch
G                                        E
a redder shade of neck on a whiter shade of trash and this
B                       C
emory board is giving me a rash
G                    E                            B            C
I am flat out your're so beautiful to look at when you cry
G                         E                     B                 C hold
freeze don't move you've chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the

sequel to your life


G          E        B              C
A shady lane everybody needs one
G           E      B              C
A shady lane everybody wants one
?C             G              E               B              C
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
C               G               E                  B                      C
oh his god oh her god oh your god it's everybody's god the worlds
collide and all that I want is
C      (B A G)   (just Bass notes)
a shady lane

G                   E                         B                   C
Glance don't stare soon you're bring told to recognize you heirs
G             E                    B                    C
no not me I'm an island of such great complexity
G              E              B                            C
distress surrounds the muddy peaceful centre of this town
G     E          B                          C hold
tell me off in the hotel lobby right in front of all the bellboys and the

over friendly concierges


G          E        B              C
A shady lane everybody needs one
G           E      B              C
A shady lane everybody wants one
?C             G              E               B              C
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
C               G               E                  B                    C
oh his god oh her god oh your god it's everybody's god the worlds
collide and all that I want is
C      (B A G)   (just Bass notes)
a shady lane