G           Cadd9
You sat down on our leather chair.
       G       Cadd9
Called everyone
   G               Cadd9
Said stick your toes all up in the air,
          G           Cadd9
“Come on it’ll be fun!”
G                     Cadd9
Some tried they thought you were a little strange.
        G        Cadd9
They were all right
G                Cadd9
We did thirteen-thousand exercises
        G        Cadd9
They were all ashamed
         G
But we were all okay
G              Cadd9
You called me up said “Boy, you can’t handle this!”
      G      Cadd9
I was uptight
G        Cadd9
Only punches below the neck
         G       Cadd9
Not the pretty face
G              Cadd9
They all came and they gathered 'round
       G      Cadd9
Now is our time
G             Cadd9
Chaos was followed by stupid laughs
            G     Cadd9
But I don’t even care
            G     Cadd9
No, I don’t even care
         G
I don’t even care
G (strum repeatedly)
Stay back
Stay home
Stay home       
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Simbora Vêtor!!!